> dikdik pix

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
popularmeme:

so.. Genital<3

popularmeme:

so.. Genital<3

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hnifur:

my grandma spilling that truth tea all over you hunties

kingjuliene:

Cop: haha spell attic

Me: A-T-T-I-C

Cop: haha its funny cause you wont be seeing any titties

Cop: you’re going to fucking jail

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

poopflow:

*me in any situation that requires physical labor* I’m too pretty for this

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut